turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
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Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I believe in your delicious
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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