Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
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Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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