i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
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If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
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So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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