420 ftw
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Operation Purity has been aborted
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
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There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
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She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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