see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
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ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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