your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
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okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
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I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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