How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
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And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
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That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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