Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
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well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
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Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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