Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
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It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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