omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
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nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
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I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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