my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
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So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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