She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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