Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
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It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
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Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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