Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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