All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
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it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Reggie can tackle my bush.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
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When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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