Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
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i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
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Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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