I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
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I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
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