just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
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The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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