Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
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watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
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I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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