I hope mine doesn't look like that
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
Randomize