how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
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No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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