so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
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When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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