did you get engaged???
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
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im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
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I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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