is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
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You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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