is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
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We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
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Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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