i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
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Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
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On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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