apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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