Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
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Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
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Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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