Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
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I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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