Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
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I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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