Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
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He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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