brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
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The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
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He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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