That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
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You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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