A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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