Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
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So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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