remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
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Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
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Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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