oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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