So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
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I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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