That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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