Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
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He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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