My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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