Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
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If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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