so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
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Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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