In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
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Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
My breasts were aching with rage.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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