Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
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I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
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you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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