those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
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It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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