i think i have herpe
just one?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
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Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
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And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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