theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
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First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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