He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
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You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
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Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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