I love black thongs
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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